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space jokes

Space Jokes donated by Katharine Owen of Oxfordshire...

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the Moon?  Because there was no atmosphere!

Why did the cow go in a spaceship?  Because it wanted to go to the Mooooooon!

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?  When it's full!

What did Mars say to Saturn?  Give me a ring sometime!

Why didn't the Sun go to College? Because it already had 15 million degrees!

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?  You rocket!

How does the Solar System hold up its trousers?  With the Asteroid Belt!


Amanda's Contribution...

Why did Jupiter see the doctor?  Because he had a big red spot that wouldn't go away!


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